Wake up. Slather a little Mederma on the scar on my face. Devour a bowl of EnviroKidz Gluten Free Organic Panda Puffs. Lick my lips in satisfaction and taste something peculiar on the tip of my tongue. Think: “I didn’t eat any cinnamon raisin bread… what is that taste…?” Extend tongue farther and lick all the Mederma off of my face. Realize what I have just done. Run to the kitchen sink to wash off my tongue. Drink Orange Juice. Start day.